Children's View of God

God is watching
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Children were lined up in the cafereria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. Someone had written a note and placed it next to the apples. It read,
"Take only one, God is watching."

Moving through the line, to the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One little boy wrote his own note and snuck it next to the cookies,
"Take all you want, God is watching the apples."

Giving thanks

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A young boy was asked to return thanks before Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. The boy began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food. He gave thanks for the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the cakes, and even the Cool Whip.

Then he paused, and everyone waited-and-waited. After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?"

Letters to God

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Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy - Joyce.

Dear God, why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest?
- Tom